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He brews

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How does Moses make tea?  He brews.    

Bio

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  Why dont researchers trust particles?  Since they make up everything.

Bear

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A bear strolls into a bar and says, Give me a bourbon and cola.  Why the large interruption? asks the barkeep. The bear shrugged. Im not certain; I was brought into the world with them.  

Person

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  Thump! Thump!  Whos there?  Obsessive compulsive person.  Con  Alright, presently you say, Control Freak who?

"Spicy Garlic Sauce"

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  " spicy Garlic sauce" Husband: how do you do fine garlic spicy sauce? Wife: while crushing I imagine your face so it become very fine and spicy.

"Santas Gifts"

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"Santas Gifts" A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Tell Santa next year to put a light on the back of that bike." The kid says, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The cop says, "Yeah." The kid says, "Well, tell Santa next year to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top of it."